Well if touching nic nat results in a $2000 fine, one can only surmise what an elbow to the head would look like. The Afl tribunal would be looking for 4 horses and sending the dismembered remains to the other grounds as a reminder to not lay a finger on the prodigal son.
On second thoughts, the AFL aren't the sort of mob to let an advertising opportunity slip through their fingers, instead of horses they'd use Toyota hilux utes and then use the body parts in an "interactive" display at the opening of the newly rebranded Marvellous stadium.
