Mother and child playing on the lawn
It's a middle class home on a Sunday morning
And the mother says, son, where ya gonna run
Where ya gonna run to now?
Brad Hill's jumped the plonk stall barrier
Down at Scabs and now still on the run.
Dropped a few names, to divert the trail
Where ya gonna run to now?
Senior coach Ross Lyon, taking a stand
deflecting all in honour of the afl integrity band
Where ya gonna run to now?
Dockerland Morgan digs up old Jeffery stories
Found drunk in the toilet
Red flashing street lights
in the back of a cab
Where ya gonna run to now?
Nic Nat'a Nui
The Eagles lost their Shuey
Poor old Simpson
He just doesn't have a cluey
Where ya gonna run to now?
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