Pre-Imperial, Corp - thick - Metric/Imperial/Roughly About This Big.
'How is NicNat Going?' stories are roughly about the same as the 'Freo Top Draftee' yarns that appear to be endless - Brayshaw, Cerra and now Banfield are accumulating daily. Forget Stephen Hill, give Harley a miss, put aside Fyfey updates on his sailboarding, in fact say nothing about Connor's haircut - the real mail out of Cockburn Control always bounces back to 'those great kids we were so brilliant in bringing to our club'. Honestly, it's like having a diet based exclusively on vanilla custard and uncooked meringue.
Yeah, let's see how these princesses handle the bacon when it gets thick.