C'mon RM.....!!.. I do comiserate with you...I do!!
The umps are generally nincompoops, but I reckon just about every team supporter would think that. - At any level.
I know what you are ( and have been ) saying, but there is no way we can blame our 'woes' (for the want of a short descriptive word) on the umpiring!
Even if there was a game where perfect umpiring was exhibited, we'd still be stuffing up kicks, still fumbling, still putting ourselves under ridiculous pressure, still have an ancient, complex gameplan, and still be missing unmissable goals.
You know that, ....we know that.
I do, however agree, that there should be an "umpiring clanger" stat.
Not to embarrass or ridicule them, but to promote 'competition and pride' between them, and maybe hold them to account a bit. I reckon its out there, and I reckon they should use it. It'd be a lot better if they came out saying "we made some mistakes duriing that match" rather than trying to defend some of the clangers all the time.
Gotta be thick skinned as an ump, and if they can't handle a bit of critisicm and accountability, well ... they can do other things with their Saturday arvo....