I don't know Zorro, there could be a lot of fun with a live-streaming seppuku event. All the corporates can get their flashing gifs together, load up the page, set an eastern states friendly time, get Damo to work everyone up on the Footy Show in anticipation for it - hell, you could even have the Hack run a series of revealing lead-up articles that mythologise journalistic integrity - before banging the event behind a Fairfax paywall that would spin enough click revenue to stop those poor sods having to hand out rain-soaked free copies of the Sunday Times after the footy.
Great stuff - everyone wins (and Fyfe can mull over his contract in peace).