And we all know the narrative of how many, when and where that it is utterly laughable.
Q1: Nine frees to one, Toilet favour. Four of which are in their attacking 50 and directly result in three goals.
Q2: Until substantial lead obtained, frees continue in this vein, except maggots endeavour to level the count, albeit, in our defensive half, calling play back, ensuring the mark is set properly a second or even a third time, waving play on without deviation from the mark. Free count: 16 to seven.
Q3: All even in frees received except for some last minute and consecutively dubious frees to them that leads to a goal. This will include the Toilet's second or third 50m penalty. Free count: 22 to 13.
Q4: To commence the last quarter Freo are given three or four frees in quick succession, one of which is even in the attacking 50 and results in a goal. Freo are a sniff here, so the umpires intervene - a Shuey holding the ball in their forward 50 is called too high and Shuey is lauded as a hero in the dying minutes for cheating with assistance. Final count 27 frees to 18. Where, when and how is everything.
Actually, this narrative explains every Toilet game, and, sadly, every one of ours.
