I've always liked this game plan. Hawthorn Coach Alan Jeans or John Kennedy (I can't remember which sorry) addresses his player group.
Coach- football is an easy game, our ruckman taps the ball to our rover, the rover kicks the ball to our full forward and the full forward kicks the goal.
Dipper- what if the opposition ruckman taps the ball to the opposition rover, then the opposition rover kicks the ball to the full forward and he kicks the goal?
Coach- Dipper you weren't listening, our ruckman taps the ball to our rover, the rover kicks the ball to our full forward and the full forward kicks the goal.
That reminds me of Sundays, games, last 21 seconds.