Verily the land was laid waste and a great pestilence came upon it and the people did cry out and were hungry, a shadow fell across the sun and a Great Gloom was perceived and endured. Many were the wailings in that darkness and great was the suffering...
what brought this curse about, the little ones asked, for they were afraid for their future and that of their pet rabbits.
The curse was cast upon the land when too many abused the language and did write should of when they meant should have, spake the seers. They that write should of shall be mightily whipped then, promised the little ones for they cared greatly for their pet rabbits and their futures and many were the happy rabbits from then on, just as it should have been for all days.
