I really don't care where Shuey is on the list, or Jobe (although it's a bit silly putting an old bloke coming back after what has really been a couple of years and having to do it, um, unassisted, is a bit silly).
My beef is entirely with the adoration of Martin, who learned how to get two and three stats every time he gets near the ball from the master of that particular game, Ben Cousins, has found out that he's allowed to fend off by pushing blokes in the face because the umpires, for some reason maybe related to death threats from members of the Martin family, don't ever ping him for it, and has been elevated to superstar status for reasons that frankly escape me.