I was going to go up to Gero for the game but ended up listening to it on the radio. I couldn't face looking at the video highlights for days. Then I saw some footage:
HOLY DONUT!
Didn't someone up-the-road tell Sammy that we've got Krispy Kremes here now - man, did he stock up on 'em before moving across! Maybe it's those stumpy legs of his, but (I tell you) that bloke seems to be growing outwards faster than Michelle Cowan can come up with cuss words for a quarter-time spray.