I had a phone message from 2017 Brownlow medalist, Lachie Neale today.
He sounded very excited.
In that monotonic, reading from a script, why-do-they-make-me-do-this-carp kind of way.
When you hear someone say they know you are passionate in that mode, it just inspires.
I think for sure there's a calling for young Lachie, post footy, coming up with names for paint colours that give young home renovators more inspiration than the building tension of the lead up to a series of The Block. Cowardly Custard, indeed!