Logo reminds me of the view looking down after three bites of the apple turnover from the Augusta Bakery on Monday.
And, yes, a blob of cream did spill out sideways and land on my shorts.
I’m anticipating the same kind of stained experience when I eventually visit the place. Only with accompanying deafness from the overboosted ads on the ubersound system and blindness from the ads on the feakstupid screens and LED cupholders.
I'm also betting you'll get better* value for your boozle dollar at Jamie Packer's joint than you will inside the apple turnover, Morgan.
*better doesn't mean good, just better
