Not that I would ever defend Channel E-Girl, but:
i. It was a kitten - that is, a baby cat (you heartless bast%rd); and
ii. It was Perth Airport - you would have to be dense to get off a plane in Munich in December in board shorts and a pair of thongs.
I don't buy into all the hoopla like "...oh dear, will he ever play for Freo?" (etc) - Harley's a football machine, he thinks footy/he plays footy. He's just having a few beers in Germany before getting stuck into preseason training. Where's the rush - after all, RoLy just fronted up last week...