i. Logue - looks like Tim Minchin if he were a rower. Harks back to the days of Malthouse berating Neesham over Hungarian water polo players. However, his highlight reel looks remarkably good: clean hands, seriously quick, a good size and quick.
ii. Darcy - who put Scott Cummings name on the draft table? That boy is big. When he grows up he is going to be either obese or utterly terrifying with that gut shoved up to his shoulders. Good with the handpass and hit outs to advantage... you try and jump around a Tardis.
iii. Cox - Cox and Langdon! strike me dead!! if we recruit a Masten I'm changing clubs... I miss Barlow anyway. A ZacD who can run, kick, and... mark.
iv. Ryan - this boy looks interesting. If anything he looks and plays like a cross between StevieJ. and Forrest Gump (note: there isn't that much of a difference to be honest). A mature recruit who needs to add bulk, but his highlights are the best of the lot in my embarrassingly incompetent opinion.
My overall impression is that I have gone into a foreign food market and purchased several dishes that may or may not be amazing, shit or give me food poisoning. The smell of the market however, is underwhelming and not convincing me that the dishes i have chosen are either fresh or good. I get the feeling the locals are laughing at me, but i don't know which dishes are the day old dodgy ones, and, I notice on the way out, that everyone else seems to have ordered the deep-fried dragon. Surprisingly the food tastes quite good, but not in an expected way...