My TV, lounge and fridge full of beer that is not like water with brownish food die in it are starting to look like exciting options compared to the new stadium. To re-create the total experience I will cook some hotdogs mid week and reheat them just before game time and put them in the buns I purchased the week before, heat then re-heat a few pies three or four times so they bake hard and crusty, line up at my toilet for 20 minutes then place some manikins in their so its all nice and cosy when relieving ones self and get my family to make me stand up every five minutes while they file past me and block the view of the television occasionally tipping some beer and soft drink on me. At least the beer will be OK.
