This is so stupid - you ask blokes to get out there every week to keep flogging a pointless plan and this is the result. Shane was right (in an earlier post) - the players should just form a circle and thump out Clarke. Then they can thump out Ballas (for being concerned about his contract), Fyfe (for acting like a knobber), Mundy (for lacking media savvy), Mayne (for trying too hard every week), Suban (for not being 200cms tall), Clancee (for not whining in the WAFL), Crozier (for wasting too many weeks floating around on the wing), Barlow (for liking Freo and smiling all the time), The Spack (for pretending), Sutcliff (for looking like Robert Mitchum), Ibbo (for getting married), Mikey (for having too many skills) and then lay an almighty thumping on Pav (for being just about the bloody greatest bloke around).
There, that should do it - everybody gets to lay the boots in and the media just won't know how to shorten the copy to 100 words.
