There's no easy way to say this...
get a 'kin grip people. The Hack has dreamed up a story, it's been picked up by the AwFL's own site and half of you have run off with it like the kid that stole the easter eggs from the school canteen.
There's always half a poofteenth's chance of some truth in the stuff you read in footy media so it pays to squint with the near eye when you squeeze the lemon on the fish and chips, basically. Otherwise believe nothing until you see it happen.
Trust me though, this is all Roly's fault.