I know the club is trying to wring every dollar out of the members, but it's a bit harsh that they make Johnny Docker buy a reserved seat. I mean, he's just a young surfer dude on the make, and I'm not sure a mascot's salary is that high. Couldn't they just give him entry into the ground? If he's doing his job properly, surely he wouldn't be spending much time in his seat anyway.
I just hope he gets his membership in by 30 November 2016, otherwise poor Jenny Docker could be sitting by herself, and she's just a kid.