Further detailed examination of the species shows a propensity to attack weaker rivals on large open spaces and upon defeating them, to strut about preening themselves and making loud noises about their invincibility.
Other extraordinary traights include the following:
A complete and inexplicable hatred of taxi antennae, upon sighting them the male of the species will tear them off leap around and onto the taxi, whilst trying to beat the antennae to death on the taxi. Apparently substances ingested by this avian cretin make them believe the antennae are trying fry their brains. The female of the species will take shelter in the nearest medical facility whilst the male carries out its deadly attack.
Beware the Weagle near its home or any home for that matter, as it could swoop and ignite various objects randomly.
Identifying this flying rat is thankfully quite easy, the first and really dead give away is the dull almost lobotomised facial expressions. When communication occurs listen for almost every second word to be "obviously", pay close attention to the clichés and finally listen to the very unpleasant high pitched squawking as they perform their ritual group warbling sing song. The easiest way to identify this species at a distance is the ridiculous head plumage, multi colored skin markings and the high leaping knee extended floppy floppy gait displayed for all to see, some suggest this could be for mating purposes, but these birds do come under the sub-genus pretentious wankerous.
So there it is, the Weagle revealed in all its horrible and sickening glory.
