DK you would be the perfect customer to a car salesman. You could buy a dud car that doesn't perform and when it breaks down you would sprout excuses as to why this has happened and trot out the PR material produced to sell the car in the first place, rather than raise questions about the planning, design or construction of the car.
Got to admire you irrational sense of loyalty though.
BTW Can I sell you some shares - have some I need to off load that are tanking badly - you seem like the sort of guy that this sale would be perfect for.