This is the real reason why we have turned from flag material to carp in a matter of months.
For those unaware, Ross Lyon equaled the record for the number of wins by a Docker's coach of 67 (held by Connolly) following the Qualifying win over Sydney last year. That Lyon achieved this feat 39 games (or nearly 2 full seasons) earlier than Connolly is quite a feat - but clearly the footy God's have tried to even things up as he hasn't won a game since.
As fans of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy would recall, the correct method when learning to to fly is to fall towards the ground and then 'miss' (i.e. forget about hitting it).
Maybe we need to go out and forgot about trying to win - just get the footy, keep the footy and kick it between the 2 TALL goal posts (not the small ones, fellas) and lo and behold a win may just appear?