There have been a lot of articles about in the last couple of days on this bowel sensors
thingy -
a wearable device that monitors the bowel movements of the wearers and predicts when exactly they will need to go to the toilet.
And I dismissed it as one of those crazy Japanese toilet related things that would never really find a market in other parts of the world. I mean, who doesn't know when they need to go to the toilet. A silly waste of time.
But then I opened up the paper this morning and turned to read the sport and I thought, imagine if you'd just sat down to do an interview with one of Australia's leading sports journalist and all of a sudden your bowels started to go into action. There'd be nowhere to hide. If only you'd let them install the ensuite in the boardroom.
au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/sport/afl/a/31...-rebuild-freo-chief/ 
