After initially feeling much worse after the game, I now feel strangely better about it all. We can now have a proper rebuild, without being distracted by some pointless mathematical possibility of perhaps finishing eighth. We're not just mediocre, we're terrible. Let's embrace it, play the kids, get the next Pav or Reiwoldt or Jonathan Brown in the draft, let Fyfe's leg get better, throw some money at Hooker* or whoever, and plan for our inevitable domination of the comp from 2017 to 2050.
*Kids, Dockerland does not endorse throwing money at hookers.