For years I had a fear that my daughter was going to bring Ryan Crowley around for a Sunday dinner. I figured once he was here I'd never be able to shake the bloke. Naturally, once he got busted for doing some over-strength aspirin I thought he needed a good feed (but he never came around).
Back to the legal stuff:
Does anyone want to join me in a class action suit claiming disadvantage due to Paddy Ryder being excluded from being on television playing football every weekend? I'm suffering and I reckon Dr Dankafeller, James Hird and (by association) the AwFL are denying my enjoyment of mobile ruck contests and fantasy football (i.e. the DuFFLe) this year.