Or, we pay his brother or sister (which ever he has, or both) to text him every second day about how great their mum's roast was in the weekend. And how he's missing his favorite desert tonight. And how they're all going on a family holiday over the weekend to Jesse's favorite place in WA. And how it's so great going here or there. And how much they all miss him and really wish he'd come home. And how much better the weather is over here, and the beaches
And....
And...
And...
We call this the McCarthy treatment.
So. Who here on DL wants to donate to the Bribe Jesse Hogans Family to Make Him Homesick Fund?