0 and 3 you say? I say - so what. We've got good quality ruckmen - Griff and that lard-ass turkey-thigh kid Hannath are ready to rock (Hendrix a couple of weeks away).
Mundy? No big deal, let's see how Fyfe goes as the stand-in Captain.
We've still got the best midfield crew - Fyfe, Neale, Hill even Mickey, run Mikey and others through there and we're more than a match for anyone. Johnno's over that back op, Mikey's still the best wee-fella in the League, Ballas is scoring 6's again, Pav's even got check-side dribblers in his bag of tricks. Stretch it further and you'll find there's lots of good talent that just need to get some games (and some moves) together - hell, we're so full of talent even The Spack is taking a mark or two. The problem is Ibbo's haircut? That's not a problem, get rid of his shiny gold-foil boots and he'll be right as rain.
If we're 5-6 goals from where we should be, then Harley and Yarran will surely add 5 a game. So where's the excuses coming from? Sure, these ass coaches they added are as useless as a Beetle on an autobahn. So what - keep them out of there - same thing with RoLy - let the quality run the squad instead. We've got Roger in there somewhere, let him run the selection/on-field strategy - after all, he played out the game on a punctured lung and a broken ankle (if memory serves me right).
