I got the low down on what really happened regarding the Calf injury from my mate the doctor:
"Harley staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck.
Naturally my mate the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this" said Harley. "I was having a quiet round of golf after the game with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Thats when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?", asked my mate, the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, "Hey! This looks like yours!"
And that is how you get a calf injury down at Peel! No bull!!
