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TOPIC: Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo

Nelson Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo 8 years 5 months ago #1

Nelson
Or so the saying apparently goes.

Is there anything Fyfe can't do?

www.watoday.com.au/afl/fremantle-dockers...20151103-gkpjgs.html

Cue the inevitable moodur of quality cow puns.
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Svenny Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo 8 years 5 months ago #2

Svenny
Funny, when I read this, I did think it might've been penned by a Dockerlander moo–nlighting in the Fairfax press room.
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Corporal Agarn Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo 8 years 5 months ago #3

Corporal Agarn
This will be milked for all it's worth.
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DougGreen Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo 8 years 5 months ago #4

DougGreen
In Ireland?

Was the cow called Pat?
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bpurple Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo 8 years 5 months ago #5

bpurple
Udderly fascinating story.
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darthmarto Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo 8 years 5 months ago #6

darthmarto
I'd herd his accuracy was unparalleled

So he can steer the footy in any direction.
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Drubbing Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo 8 years 5 months ago #7

Drubbing
That's a kick gone sour. If he was on form, he'd kick it past her eyes.
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RideoftheVagaries Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo 8 years 5 months ago #8

RideoftheVagaries
He'd want to be careful he doesn't injure a calf with those sort of shennanigans.
;p
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point less Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo 8 years 5 months ago #9

point less
he's got a hide doing that sort of thing in Ireland
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Placekick Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo 8 years 5 months ago #10

Placekick
Was the footy lighter or heifer than usual?
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jimb2 Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo 8 years 5 months ago #11

jimb2
Out of bounds on the bull
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timmeh Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo 8 years 5 months ago #12

timmeh
he should try and skim the next kick under its legs.
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Ezzun Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo 8 years 5 months ago #13

Ezzun
It must be Friesian in Ireland at this time of year
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Thornton Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo 8 years 5 months ago #14

Thornton
Better be careful Fyfy, if you keep kicking balls at Dean Marghetts' mother you might not poll as well next year.
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