I was hoping this was a announcement that the halftime entertainment was going to be sandman v some personally selected umpires in a cage death match.
" ...after a disturbing display of origami Stevic has just been turned into Stevictoria... and now Sandilands grabs razor Ray,hes lifted him and is about to ..*OWWW!!*...,ohhh... that's not nice,now Razor will have to be known as "bent bit of tin" Ray ...,I bet he wishes he was rubber Ray..."
and so on...