Lots of good suggestions... It came down to either "Clive" (neither the drink nor the man needs a definite article) or "Fremantle Doctor". I ended up going with Fremantle Doctor due to the medicinal qualities of the liquids in question.
I plan to rack up a few of these on game night and either toast our success or drown my sorrows.
If Denis is commentating I was thinking of taking a shot each time he manages to make some reference to West Coast in a Freo v Hawks game. Should be able to get a few in.