Try working in Subiaco - Planet Slime. They've even painted the bloody pavement yellow.
[Update 5:30 pm WST] I've already had the misfortune to navigate past (mostly) Slime and WeePoo supporters in Subi, then Perth underground. I'll need a good disinfecting when I get home.
For the record, I really couldn't give two hoots who wins, although a Slime win guarantees that Freo don't have to travel until the GF.
As long as they both end up with season-ending injuries or suspensions. Hoping Hodge rams Schuey's head into the goalpost this time, rubbing both of them out for 4 weeks.