Simon's not their man - he's honest, straight talking and genuine. No, what they want is a snake eyed weasel that knows how to bully, threaten and twist the external footy administrative world into going along with him/her on anything.
Head hunting Simon is like thinking Bob Murphy would be perfect to head up the Gestapo. The Worst are either brain dead or they figure every footy article must include some wild swipe at us. Who would pay to read that?