We need a taller defender to touch these

Darcy is our number one midfielder.

Conca out. I am not responsible for that.

I don't want to sound insensitive but if anyone wanted to do a hamstring that would be Reece Conca today.

The game style is carp, we are hopeless at the short game and too afraid to take a risk and trust the player up the ground.

Oh no it's happening again.

Defenders required urgently.

By the time we stuff around in the middle playing keep it off they’ve flooded the forward line.

We’re not playing to our forward line strengths.

Poor coaching.

Freo is requesting anyone with a club jumper to come along to training this week.

Just relax - we're going to get pumped by 80 points.

Now that you all know the result, you don't have to stress yourselves hoping for a different one.

19 on the ground before the first bounce!!!!
How can we not know who our starting 18 is??

I like our new approach to injuries - get back out there, we’ll book you in for season-ending surgery after the game.

I'd like to see us get through a game without losing half the side to injury before quarter time.

We must be farming soft tissue injuries down there at Cockburn but perhaps thats just a distraction from how badly we are playing

I disagree that they are being out coached. There is just a gulf in class.