Maybe not a bad idea. It's hard to mispel "2"

hypen cranks up the Sonshine FM to mask the crying.

They're playing Maroon 5 as we speak, don't need a reason to crank it up.

Should I say five.

I hope they don't have anything by 5ive on the playlist.

Could be trouble.

Hypen, it's just too hard to write two, so I write 2.

Two?
LUXURY! With eight brothers and sisters often we would have to scratch and grab some morsel from a half as little tackers.

Twoche!