TOPIC: Channel Eagle takes Docker bashing to new heights.

Purplesherrin Channel Eagle takes Docker bashing to new heights. 3 weeks 1 day ago #1

Purplesherrin
So now Rick is taking a personal interest in taking out our backline. Is there no depth to which they will not sink?
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shane Channel Eagle takes Docker bashing to new heights. 3 weeks 1 day ago #2

shane
Rick Ardon used to sit near me at Subiaco every week. Not fancy seats by any stretch. He put his hat down and his collar up and enjoyed the footy in peace (but was always friendly to the occasional Freo supporter who picked him out).
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Walter the baker Channel Eagle takes Docker bashing to new heights. 3 weeks 1 day ago #3

Walter the baker
For those of us in the east, what’s Rick been up to? Is he filling in for Basil in the sports segment of the news?
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shane Channel Eagle takes Docker bashing to new heights. 3 weeks 1 day ago #4

shane
He's working harder now than he's ever worked in his life. The Channel 7 news goes for like 2 hours now or something now. Poor bastard is going to keel over in the middle of a story about how now is the perfect time to buy or sell a house.
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Tragic Channel Eagle takes Docker bashing to new heights. 3 weeks 1 day ago #5

Tragic
I have no idea what Rick has done but the headline on the West is "Fremantle Dockers’ Griffin Logue avoids serious injury after surfing incident with 7NEWS presenter Rick Ardon"
The paywall stops me reading the actual article. This allows me to use a Donald trump technique of making up the bits I don't know. Rick Ardon should be ashamed of himself and apologise for what I imagine he did to Griffin Logue.
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pollyanna Channel Eagle takes Docker bashing to new heights. 3 weeks 1 day ago #6

pollyanna
Top marks for Rick getting his walker across the beach to get on his board.
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Walter the baker Channel Eagle takes Docker bashing to new heights. 3 weeks 1 day ago #7

Walter the baker
So a story about nothing?

Next week:
Nat Fyfe avoids injury while driving truck to farm.
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Raglan Matt Channel Eagle takes Docker bashing to new heights. 3 weeks 1 day ago #8

Raglan Matt
Week after that;
"Hayden Ballantyne narrowly avoids injury after being kicked at by horse. Hoof missed the top of his head by 20 cm"
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DS Channel Eagle takes Docker bashing to new heights. 3 weeks 1 day ago #9

DS
Strangely Rick is only 61. The use of the word "only" tells you which side of that number I am.
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Blue1red1 Channel Eagle takes Docker bashing to new heights. 3 weeks 1 day ago #10

Blue1red1
Wierdly my young daughter recently asked me if Rick had got to close to the fire as his face looked like it had melted a bit? What is a dad supposed to say after that.

Took me two hours to regain my composure again.
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Drubbing Channel Eagle takes Docker bashing to new heights. 3 weeks 1 day ago #11

Drubbing
Rick maybe 61, but his hair is perennially 45.
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Morgan Channel Eagle takes Docker bashing to new heights. 3 weeks 1 day ago #12

Morgan
I don’t know Rick Ardon, and the only time I’ve seen him in public is he was also often in the Billy Walker Room at halftime during Freo games.

But I will say this: he’s been a public figure in Perth for 30 years and the only sledge I’ve ever heard or read about him is about his hair. Not one rumour, no innuendo nor even story about him being rude once to waitstaff.

Either he’s a good bloke, or his publicist has earned every cent.
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pollyanna Channel Eagle takes Docker bashing to new heights. 3 weeks 1 day ago #13

pollyanna
Well, he's hardly going to bring his board into the newsroom (or the footy) - it would be a different story if he tucked that killer under his arm everywhere. Then it would be:

"Rick Ardon smashes pensioners in the canned vegetable aisle at Coles with his tri-fin shortboard."
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Raglan Matt Channel Eagle takes Docker bashing to new heights. 3 weeks 1 day ago #14

Raglan Matt
I reckon Rick would be more your high-volume SUP kind of fella. Take em out with the board AND paddle, that way.
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