TOPIC: Mascot

Morgan Mascot 4 weeks 1 hour ago #1

Now that Shane has left Dockerland open over the Giftmas break, we can tackle some of the more pressing issues facing the club.

Johnny 'The Doc' Docker. Worst mascot in the league, or just bottom three?
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Stacksonthemill Mascot 4 weeks 1 hour ago #2

Better than the budgie. Bring back Grinder, I say.
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Walter the baker Mascot 4 weeks 1 hour ago #3

Walter the baker
I’m saying that Johnny and ‘his sister!!’ Jenny certainly deserve two of the bottom three spots. Grinder on the hover board was more deserving of our support.
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Morgan Mascot 4 weeks 1 hour ago #4

Grinder was at least interesting, but if they are going to bring him back they might need to revisit the name.
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the black knight Mascot 4 weeks 48 minutes ago #5

the black knight
Johnny is a dead set shocker. Embarrassing and gormless, without any hint of menace or dominance.
Hard to be uplifted by a beach bum type puppet. The blonde version of the village idiot. Just what is he meant to represent???
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Raglan Matt Mascot 4 weeks 27 minutes ago #6

Raglan Matt
Bloody "The Doc".
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Stacksonthemill Mascot 3 weeks 6 days ago #7

I always suspected that Johnny was somehow linked to Clive.
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pollyanna Mascot 3 weeks 6 days ago #8

Still, he's way way way better than that big headed chook.
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pollyanna Mascot 3 weeks 6 days ago #9

Why not have a rock? No arms or head, just two feet - that bumps into everything.
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blockerhall, goodie, shane, Quasimodo, Walter the baker said You Beaut

TheColonel Mascot 3 weeks 6 days ago #10

Nup - just put the wock on wheels and get it pulled by a wope.
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shane Mascot 3 weeks 6 days ago #11

Anne and Corr.
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Blue1red1, pollyanna said You Beaut

hypen Mascot 3 weeks 6 days ago #12

Some middle aged men discussing the merits of Grinder and you all wonder why the administrator has to shut the place down.
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Blue1red1 Mascot 3 weeks 6 days ago #13

Thank goodness Anne stepped up and left Wayne on the couch for the mascot gig.

I'd like us to have an Aircraft carrier as a mascot. Think of the fun we could have with one of those.

Firstly we could send up a heat seaker into the budgie and turn it into a pillow. Think of the laughs as we are all covered in feathers.
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Tragic Mascot 3 weeks 6 days ago #14

Levi Strauss kindly let us use the "Dockers" moniker.
I think "Flat Eric" would be good mascot. Just like with the name, I am sure Docker Central can sort out any Trade Mark issues.
Flat Eric commercial
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