TOPIC: For God sake, stop it!

zorro For God sake, stop it! 2 weeks 2 days ago #1

zorro
West Coast star Nic Naitanui named best player in the AFL, Fremantle’s list in lowly 16th
Jordan McArdle
The West Australian
Monday, 10 February 2020 5:20PM
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mac For God sake, stop it! 2 weeks 2 days ago #2

mac
Champion Data would rate Harley Bennell as a elite player for what he done in the number of games he played. The whole thing is rubbish and pass the toilet paper please. Then again the West will do.
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shane, shirtfront, Burton said You Beaut

The_Yeti For God sake, stop it! 2 weeks 2 days ago #3

The_Yeti
...oooh, rough, mac
Egurls Suck!
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Corporal Agarn For God sake, stop it! 2 weeks 2 days ago #4

Corporal Agarn
That's an insult to any poor undeserving arse having the ignominy of The Worst wiped against it.
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Raglan Matt For God sake, stop it! 2 weeks 2 days ago #5

Raglan Matt
CA, the worst changed over to the new highly allergenic ink just to get back at Freo supporters who used it for that very purpose.
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shirtfront, Corporal Agarn said You Beaut

Walter the baker For God sake, stop it! 2 weeks 1 day ago #6

Walter the baker
Get the 18 AFL coaches to nominate who they would pick first if starting new club, or who is the best player in the comp. Im guess none (not even Simpson) would chose NicNot in either category. Nuff said.
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Raglan Matt, Corporal Agarn said You Beaut

darthmarto For God sake, stop it! 2 weeks 22 hours ago #7

darthmarto
I had a work-mate jumping around about how Nicnat was number 1.

I grabbed his 2019 stats and compared them to Sandi's which is 5 games vs Sandi's 6. I included a column of CBP (Children's Books Published) but he didn't notice.

Even allowing for the 20% difference in games to Sandi, his stats were in several areas above Nicnats and comparable in the rest. So I compiled that (with Sandi as Player X) and sent it to said work mate, including a list of Brownlow winners from the last ten years and the top three of the budgies club champions award over the same time frame.

Needless to say the facts didn't support his number 1 assertion. Doesn't even support an assertion of him being a top three e-girl.

His response? "Well obviously Player X is Fyfe and of course he has better stats than Nicnat ..."

I would have thought the hit out numbers etc would have made it clear that it was a ruckman vs ruckman comparison ....

But they are a dumb bunch. Dumb as boxes of hammers.
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pollyanna, shirtfront, slammen, Corporal Agarn said You Beaut

docked For God sake, stop it! 2 weeks 18 hours ago #8

docked
Darthmarto, this is your boss speaking.

You’re fired!
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darthmarto For God sake, stop it! 2 weeks 18 hours ago #9

darthmarto
Then it's probably a bad time to mention that I also included AFL PA award winners for the last ten years too ....
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number 2 For God sake, stop it! 2 weeks 18 hours ago #10

number 2
You could also mention that we had to let Hendrix go as he was statistically only 5 times better than Donuts.
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blockerhall, The_Yeti, Raglan Matt said You Beaut

Matebe For God sake, stop it! 2 weeks 17 hours ago #11

Matebe
I reckon this would've been on the editor at The West's whiteboard on Monday morning:

IF West Coast AFLW team:

A) WINS --> then publish story about how 1992 and 1994 flags lay successful foundation for a women's team.
OR
B) LOSES --> then check whether Jesse Hogan was out on the weekend.

IF
i) Jesse Hogan out on the weekend --> manufacture story accordingly.
OR
ii) Jesse Hogan not out on the weekend --> run with story about how Nic Nat is AFL's number 1.
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rogerrocks, pollyanna, Corporal Agarn said You Beaut

blockerhall For God sake, stop it! 2 weeks 15 hours ago #12

blockerhall
Walking past the Cuban's taxi this morning, I happened to hear the shocking news that this Notacluey revelation was relegated to page 3 in the West, behind Will & Kate on the front page. Surely Wiggles supporters are apoplectic at this level of disrespect!!?
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Corporal Agarn, themagoos said You Beaut