He would find coaching Freo a vastly different proposition to coaching a Melbourne based club. Having said that, although he likes punching things. he knows how to get the best out of footy players. Whether we’ve got the list to achieve much is the unknown, there are a few gaps.
Does Clarko like cobbling....there's been a fair bit of it going on at Freo lately. Maybe tweek up footy skills ( Clarko is good at that apparently ) whilst cobbling would ensure an even balanced approach....we might win more that 12 in a season!!
Freo seem to be obsessed with taking ex-Hawks cast-offs hoping they'll sprinkle some of the three-peat gold-dust onto our club. David Hale and now Al... er... hang on... er - really?
But Clarko would have to be subjected to some sort of humiliating and occult-like ritual before we could possibly accept him into the club. He would need to make a grovelling public 'sorry' statement for the 2013 Grand Final which rivalled Kevin Rudd's. Maybe if he got a large tattoo of a purple anchor that might help.
I am still haunted every superannuation ad or commercial radio flick-past or Garden Centre audio cast at Bunnings by the mental image of that bastard wearing a Hawthorn scarf on a certain overcast September afternoon in 2013.