TOPIC: Footy Tipping

Blue1red1 Footy Tipping 1 month 1 day ago #1

Blue1red1
Well observationally, everyone seems a bit toey and touchy around here. I was thinking maybe Shane you could help distract us all by organising a Dockerland Footy Tipping Comp. Maybe winning the comp we could have a prize like Doing a "Shoey" from one of Sandilands Boots at the end of the season in one of Morgans Reviewed pubs?

I know I'm an ideas man, but I'm sure the responsible service of OH will mean we have to meet in a park with a slab of 2 slabs of Swan Draught to fill said shoe before the event.

So we need sponsors like Swan and St Johns on board with this idea. Any other ideas are welcome.
Can you make it fly Shane?
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shane Footy Tipping 1 month 1 day ago #2

shane
I wouldn't like people to have to be embarrassed for me.

Also, the AFL made life difficult last time we ran one.
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Blue1red1 Footy Tipping 1 month 1 day ago #3

Blue1red1
So you can make it happen? We are Dockers supporters after all, and after the nameless game south of Melbourne last year, none of us has anything to fear I recon

The AFL made it difficult? Fair Dinkum, lucky they haven't found out about the record then.

Well then, Curling anyone? Shalll we get a Curling team together?
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shane Footy Tipping 1 month 1 day ago #4

shane
Curling...pftt. I'm all about fencing now. Alex English - Tokyo 2020! Mark it down - Aussie Gold!
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The_Yeti Footy Tipping 1 month 1 day ago #5

The_Yeti
Fencing?

You serious?

I've put up miles of fences and not a cracker in the gold medal stakes. I reckon I've been ripped off. You just ask those cows that can no longer roam the highways and byways.

I do a bloody good fence I tells ya
Egurls Suck!
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The_Yeti Footy Tipping 1 month 1 day ago #6

The_Yeti
Also steer clear of curling.

Shane has already gambled away a heap of boats and a joint strike fighter. If he gets into betting on curling, it will be one of his kids off to the science lab for experiments.

Just stick with footy.
Egurls Suck!
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Blue1red1 said You Beaut

pollyanna Footy Tipping 1 month 16 hours ago #7

pollyanna
Curling has brought the thrill of sport to millions of people north of the equator. Have you ever swept out the house, a barn, the driveway or a factory floor at the end of a night shift and wondered where this was going to take you?
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Blue1red1, slammen said You Beaut

darthmarto Footy Tipping 1 month 15 hours ago #8

darthmarto
I used to joke about bringing back full contact jousting ...

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Blue1red1 said You Beaut

shane Footy Tipping 1 month 15 hours ago #9

shane
That's just some rich people playing dress ups. This is the future of sport.

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Blue1red1, pollyanna said You Beaut

The_Yeti Footy Tipping 1 month 13 hours ago #10

The_Yeti
Well Polly, curling was a big success with Homer Simpson.

It had everything for the family. He told Marj that it had bowling for him and sweeping for you

Egurls Suck!
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Blue1red1 Footy Tipping 1 month 13 hours ago #11

Blue1red1
Could we get those Russian bears on the Ass Coaches Gigs? I'd love to see them in action at a media conference
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Yossarian Footy Tipping 1 month 12 hours ago #12

Yossarian
I think the World Wife-Carrying Championships kick off soon.
My money's on Gunther Wortheizen to take out the title again.
Can we tip on that without getting grief from the WWCA?
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Corporal Agarn said You Beaut

shane Footy Tipping 1 month 12 hours ago #13

shane
Oh, that sort of curling.

I'm starting to regret putting the strike jet money on Pearce, Fyfe, Logue and Mundy's team for Fremantle Curling Championship.
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Jooter Footy Tipping 1 month 11 hours ago #14

Jooter
Peeps, I want your input - can you please recommend a Freo/purple/dockers themed name that I can use in my tipping comp.
I'm currently 'Purple Passion' but recognise that this is somewhat boring and, well, unimaginative. Can anyone help with a more smart-arse/funny/clever name I could use?
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