Last night I bumped into one of my elderly neighbours. She said “oh, you’re a Freo supporter”, and I asked, somewhat defeated, what tipped her off? “I saw you near Subi on my way to a funeral at Karrakatta.” To which I responded – “well, sounds like you had a better afternoon than me then.”
After a pause that seemed to last for a few minutes, she pointed out that it was her sister’s funeral.
It's fair to say I'm dealing with this season poorly.