After Friday night and my interactions with a few pompous hawks fans, I have been thinking all week that a west coast win would be the better of two evils. Funny how things change and seeing a few smug twats in blue and yellow have brought me back to my senses. Hawks to win in a blood bath please.
Watching this will be like placing your testicles in a vice and slowly tightening it. Unnerving and slightly wierd at the start, and gradually becoming excruciatingly unbearable.
Don't do it. (watch the GF that is - you're welcome to try the old testicle in a vice thing)
I'll take your Nic Nat reference and raise it:
Premiership hero and Norm Smith medallist Andrew Gaff.
We can play this game til the cows come home - but I'm stopping right here because I'm about to vomit.
I mowed the lawn this arvo. During the grand final I will be watching it grow.
I also may do some painting on Sat morning, feel free to come round and watch it dry.
Mind you, I'm due to visit the dentist soon, so may find it preferable to pull my teeth out instead.