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TOPIC: Two Jokes

Fre_DOh Two Jokes 5 years 2 months ago #1

Fre_DOh
Joke 1:

What's red and bad for your teeth?




A brick.

Joke 2:

East Fremantle Football Club

Ye Olde Easts Goalkickers @ 1/2 time today

Zip
Nil
Nada
Bupkus
Maiden over

0.5 at half time.
First time they've been held goalless to half time since round 20, 2004.
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ChewyBoot Two Jokes 5 years 2 months ago #2

ChewyBoot
Don't underestimate Old Easts. They always fight back. If they don't get a goal this week, they'll get 2 the next time they play.
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jezzaargh, Down on down said You Beaut

Fre_DOh Two Jokes 5 years 2 months ago #3

Fre_DOh
Bugger they got one - 30+ minutes into the 3rd quarter.

Would have been goalless to 3/4 time for the first time since rd 15, 1967 v Perth.

1.5 is their lowest 3/4 score since way back in 2014 (1.9 - rd 18, also v Claremont).
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Fre_DOh Two Jokes 5 years 2 months ago #4

Fre_DOh
Ended up with 3.7 (25).

Their 3rd lowest score in half a century. Equal 38th lowest score ever - out of 2393 games.

30th premiership plans will need to be shelved for yet another year.
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shane Two Jokes 5 years 2 months ago #5

shane
Bloody umpires
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Raglan Matt said You Beaut

hypen Two Jokes 5 years 2 months ago #6

hypen
I know you guys don't like playing in an abandoned show ground but you do have to show up there.
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Corporal Agarn said You Beaut

ChewyBoot Two Jokes 5 years 2 months ago #7

ChewyBoot
To be fair, a score of 3:7 would have been a premiership winning score for Old Easts 100 years ago.
Oh, and when Claremont send you a invitation to their oval next time ...BYOG means Bring your own goalpoasts.
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pollyanna Two Jokes 5 years 2 months ago #8

pollyanna
Joke #2B:
Who has the worst ducks/free-kick goal ratio in the WAFL?
(hint: it can't be a Black Duck)
A: Haiden Schloithe - 684 phoney ducks paid = 4 goals, 1 behind/game.
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hypen Two Jokes 5 years 2 months ago #9

hypen
I take it you are referring to South Fremantle's stirring win down at Basso?
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thegeniusthatis Two Jokes 5 years 2 months ago #10

thegeniusthatis
Poor old sharks. Must have been bucketing down in their forward 50 all day. Still, Sharks swim, don't they?
What? Do you mean it was a perfectly sunny afternoon? Hard to believe that any professional sporting organisation could play so appallingly for so long: no goals in nigh on 80 minutes of footy. i have to say Easts did look better when Chris Masten was still playing for them.
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Corporal Agarn Two Jokes 5 years 2 months ago #11

Corporal Agarn
You guys are so harsh. Everyone knows that there are different varieties of shark. Unfortunately for their supporters it was the gummy variety that turned up today.
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jezzaargh said You Beaut

hypen Two Jokes 5 years 2 months ago #12

hypen
When you first started bagging Sth Freo on this site back in 1995 did you envisage what you would ultimately create?
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larkin Two Jokes 5 years 2 months ago #13

larkin
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Fre_DOh Two Jokes 5 years 2 months ago #14

Fre_DOh
That won't work Larkin.

If people want to kill activists no amount of sharks will save them.
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