Did you see the side vision where the glancing blow pifted a spray cloud of atomised sweat off Banfield's face?
Mr beige personality, Michael Christian, says that he can't even be certain contact was made. What a donkey!
This was a conscious series of body movements that were ultimately mere millimetres from another concussion protocol entry - what a de-sensitising term, hey?!! - or worse, due to sheer luck, but not worth a penalty under a rotten system.
Then the Crouch one was even more luck that major head trauma or even quadriplegia wasn't a result. One week.
Compare that to three weeks for a muttered word in ignorance of homophobia.
Don't get me wrong, three weeks is the right call. As today we have a retirement of a very talented player due to concussion in the '23 Granny, zero and one weeks for Butters and Crouch should not be the right calls.