I'm terribly disappointed in the kid, I can only assume he was under some pretty bad advice that stroked his belly to a point he believed he was worth more. It could very well be that he just couldn't be buggered with proving himself in a team of mates and reckoned a fast track was easier.
Either way, what a kick in the guts for all of us. I would wish him well because he'll need it getting battered and muddied in the VFL. But I won't - bugger-off ya ungrateful wretch, cry to your Mammy when it all goes wrong because no one else is listening.
Ok - Tyler 'nephew of Greg Broughton' Brockman would be a great straight swap. The WeePoos will be without The Chadwick next season and Henry (I think that's his name, can't recall the turncoat) would be a fair replacement.