So it's gravity that dictates the speed in which they fall not velocity through weight. The acceleration rate assuming no wind resistance is the same, they hit the ground at the same time. Polly thought that Cross would win, but then I said the founding father of gravity got 61/1.
I've taken a jaded 70s musician added a diva of modern pop, whose noticeably lighter and not well liked, then I've turned it into a gambling event that the father of gravity would win by claiming sporting odds of 60/1 for a tie based on physics.
And I have tumbleweeds at my feet.
Shane or Smiley break wind around here and you lot are rolling on the floor.
W@$%nkers