So, out of all that, why don't we just let Acres go, get Grundy for a first round pick in to play on a wing drifting forward for a mark and goal, and have Collingwood subsidise his (and Jackson's) salary, with Jackson a straight swap with Melbourne for Lobb and cut out all the need for here-we-pick-'round-the-mulberry-bush?
And if Henry was swapped for Henry, would anybody know? Considering I have no idea which Henry is being spoken about when someone said Henry might realise that nobody wants Henry as much as Henry might think Henry is wanted.
It's why biologists invented binomial nomenclature. Then they went stupid and made it Latin.