In no particular order:
i. Everything about West Coast, but most of all people who attend Freo games as members then turn up in Eagles gear for Derbies.
ii. Freo's clash jumper (and to a lesser extent the general absence of anchors on jumpers).
iii. Freo players not singing the verse part of the club song after a win.
iv. When the Skyview Lounge is not open at Optus.
v. An attacking strategy that seemingly requires Freo players with the ball to stop, tie their shoe-laces, then kick it long to Matt Taberner.
vi. That Colin built the stadium on a peninsular, meaning there's very few pubs within walking distance of the ground.
vii. The AFL going from the hands-in-the-back rule to allowing players to blatantly shove other players in the back.
viii. The incuriousness of Basil Zempilas.
ix. The noisy blandness of the game day presentation, including not finding an adequate pre-game song (I think they could do a lot worse than Shane’s suggestion
x. People who complain about petty things.
I’ll have a draft of my non-football related complaints to you by COB Wednesday.