Nicking out side to go and relocate the spent beer on the lemon tree, which is in need of a drink, and managing to tread in the only pile of digested dog biscuits my crafty mutt has left me after I have already done a yard round in evening light hours to ensure this wouldn't happen. Then The TV noise goes mental as I have just missed the craziest out field catch ever type dismissal while I am trying to remove said cling on dog biscuits from my bare foot! Grrrr 1st world problems give me the irrits