Valentines day,if you can only tell someone you love them once a year ,boy have you got problems,in the 51 years i have been with my wife ,i dont need to carry on like and fawn over her once i do it every day,whether it be flowers or going out for coffe,or just saying i love you everyday.
Halloween oh my oh my,,what ever happened to guy fawks ,what a hoot that was.
Good old double bangers going off ,and quietly putting a row of crackers under someone backside,more fun if it was a girl
And the bonfire itself a huge blaze,no one ever got burnt,that i'm aware of , whole spuds thrown in ,then eaten with heaps of butter,so much more fun then shoving a pumpkin on ya head.
Obviously the adults were having the odd grog or two,unfortunately by the time i got to be able to drink,there was no more bonfires allowed.
