There are so many problems with Johnny, but maybe I'll start with my top 3.
i. He's secretly
an Eagles supporter. How hard is it to find a person to spend a few hours prancing around in a suit that we have to get the Eagles guy to do double-duty (except at Derbies when he chooses to be the Eagle boofhead)
ii. What the hell does a surfy dude have to do with Freo? It's like someone at Freo saw that Poochy the Rockin' Dog episode of The Simpsons and thought 'that's exactly what we need!'.
iii. His hair looks like Kraft Singles.
Look, I know it's a tough gig coming up with a mascot for the Dockers, but surely we could do better. Perhaps I've mentioned this before, but we could whack some chevrons on this dude, for example. I'm pretty sure Astley Baker Davies know how to move some product too.